Tag: reviews

  • F.A.O old joanna moncrieff

    And anyone worldwide who reads this blog

    I knew you’d lied to me from the first meeting but I thought you had just made a mistake so I gave you the benefit of the doubt.

    I now know you gave me Paliperidone even after I said I’d kill anyone who ever stuck it in me (middle finger up to that)

    However there’s more than one way I can skin you and therefore I have decided to both pay privately for a full blood screen and to look specifically for Paliperidone and also a full health check.

    You should also be aware that all of you seem to think you can break any law even if it includes murder.

    None of you seem to realise that the Lampard Inquiry is the very top of the Government telling you all must change.

    I worked for the Government and I know that every email, every phone call you have ever made is recorded.

    If I die as a result of deliberately abusive treatment I didn’t ever want or need they may just come after you. At the very least there are likely going to be a large number of job cuts.

    In prison you may just get all the lesbian threesomes you desire to your heart’s content.

    You may also learn what true marxism is all about in the prison laundry when you earn £1 each and every time you get a fist.

    Under no circumstances will I engage with you or any member of your appalling service again.

    I believe in God and you should consider that if you believe that there is a psyche causing voices and not the scientific theory that it’s caused by a hormone imbalance in the neurons that there may be an immortal soul and eternal damnation.

    p.s joanna you’ve been stitched up good an’ proper because you have no hope of avoiding life imprisonment without parole but you have chosen death because you are criminally insane and will be put on antipsychotics until your liver and kidneys fail and don’t bother thinking about troubling us again because my dad and his brother have both killed more people than the 50 you wanted to.

  • Egrets, I’ve Shot a Few

    The final part of the musical interlude and it’s a sort of reminiscence starting recently and going back to primary school.

    Even my housewife sister has this on CD, why had I not heard this until a week ago. Wet Leg are from the Isle of Wight, wet legs are from the mainland.

    This next one reminds me of a couple of summers ago, sitting outside the library at 2 in the morning sharing a roll up with an autistic teenager who had her plans to go to university destroyed by Goodmayes a few months after me. It broke my heart to see the state they left her in. It’s a very long track but well worth the listen. Superb.

    Placebo have been around donkey’s years and they’re still releasing material. This is an old track but I still like it.

    Going back a bit, this stoner rock band are cool. Reminds me of the time I spent working for a fund manager in London.

    This is an acoustic track by Tyla of one of his old Dogs D’amour tracks, my girlfriend at the time absolutely hated everything about this album.

    This takes me back to when I got back from Australia and rented a 2 bed flat with a friend, he got me into this band over endless vodka, pizza and Playstation Worms sessions.

    One or two people at university thought this should be my anthem, back then I used to measure distances in Marlboro red; it wasn’t a 20 minute walk, it was 4 Marlboro red.

    My sister’s boyfriend introduced me to metal so something a bit different in that genre.

    Back to school days and there are quite a few I could choose but went for Ultravox. Back then the TV news scared us ragged that the Russians were about to nuke us.

    Even further back to primary school and one of the best bands of that era.

    Finally! some Chas ‘n’ Dave. I actually used to go down to Margate with my whole family including nana Jackson in dad’s old Hillman Minx. Penny slots on the pier, Dreamland, ice cream and a sea full of raw sewage.

    Time for bed, I’ve wasted a few hours of another wasted day listening to music.