Back to business as usual after spending the weekend in Police custody for smashing up a car with a hammer outside mum’s house,
Going to take my parents shopping in Romford tomorrow and have my usual browse around the charity shops and HMV whilst I wait for them.
A lot of people thought they could steal from Britain and send the money to Dubai to spend it without worrying but the way I see it is it’s just numbers on a screen. So all we did was press a button on our computer and the number disappeared and it appeared on another screen. If we decided to press the button on our computer again it will disappear from another screen back to our screen and then all the naughty British people would live in the desert and have no money and not enough money for a flight anywhere except cattle class Air Liberia. But that only happens to naughty people otherwise it’s a mistake and they should get in touch with their bank and let them sort it out.
This is seriously true. When I was boy I wanted to have the best life ever and my dad promised me he would give me the best life he could because basically I’m still a man about town and that was all I’ve ever wanted to be. So the best thing for a father to do is just be great to their kids and help them when they can and then they will help them when they need help.
Robbie & Mickie Jackson 16/01/2026
I know some of you don’t listen to my music and some of you do so I’ll carry on for now.
I went to Romford today and it was surprisingly pleasing not to be bumping in to ill mannered urchins everywhere. I was, however surprised there were so many pensioners out in this weather.
Got nothing better to so if anyone wants to knock me up or get knocked up I’m your back door man.
You’ve got no chance of winning.
I’m not joking my dad finished the krays (little big men).
You’ve got nothing to worry about Joanna, It’s true that my family are the hardest, nuttiest, family ever which is why we were always the very best at what we did, but other people are brilliant too and I got played for a fool as well but what you have to know is if I die I was the one the King wanted to die so you were just part of the plan and you’ve nothing to worry about, your life is in no danger as long as you just carry on being yourself and everyone knows mistakes happen and lessons get learnt so give me a bell when you want.
You have to understand a lot of the most brilliant people in the world are scared of me because they know I’m also the most intelligent person that has ever lived so far and that makes me the most dangerous person in the world so I just hope they think I’m useful enough to keep alive and thinking. I actually solved Fermat’s last theory and now there are three theories of the origins of the universe instead of two.
Frankly the best I can do is put me best whistle on, toddle off to London and pay my respects old skool stylee.
If you really fantasise about having a lesbian threesome just go to a G.A.Y bar and try one, no one gives a shit about what sex you enjoy as long as it’s legal and consenual. I decided to just try and fulfill all my fantasies and If you’d known me when I was living on my yacht even the Russian mafia got pissed off with me because 4 of their most beautiful prostitutes decided to have 5 of my kids because those women understand that most Englishmen are either too scared, too old, too drunk or too violent to appreciate a beautiful woman is a beautiful woman. The only one they thought I might be was too drunk and I never was, even after 10 pints.
Here’s one foe Sharky Steve:
If any any of you are still worried eat a tuna sandwich and if you want to laugh out loud loud drink a couple of pints of orange juice.
Back Later…
It’s not the correct way to describe the most loving woman of my childhood but we used to play a game called Mrs Boiling.
As soon as I woke up when I was a small child I used to run naked into her bedroom and climb in to her bed and she would clutch me tightly against her bare breast until I was too hot to cope and then she would let go.
I love you mum.
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