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  • Give ’em Hell

    the teachers that is; an eye for an eye and all of that.

    Daily writing prompt
    Describe something you learned in high school.
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  • The Bible

    Daily writing prompt
    What book could you read over and over again?
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    I had a recent calling to Christ and have resolved to try to learn the Bible and attend Church on a Sunday.

  • The Absurdity of it all

    Daily writing prompt
    What makes you laugh?
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    ’nuff said

  • I do, Instinctively

    Daily writing prompt
    Do you trust your instincts?
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    The original sin, eating, drinking, sleeping, waking, when to fight and when to run.

    They’ve got me this far in life and will stay with me and you until the day we die.

  • Every Day in Every Way I’m Getting Better and Better- Frank Spencer

    Daily writing prompt
    What’s the first impression you want to give people?
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    Boris Johnson first thing in the morning.

    Roger Moore to the ladies.

    Neil Morissey to my mother.

    Hannibal Lecter to the psychiatric profession.

    Ozzy Osborne on a bender.

    Neo at night.

    And Romford Rob Jackson to everyone.

    That’s the best I can do at the moment.

  • I’m Not Reading, I’m Righting Wrongs

    Daily writing prompt
    What book are you reading right now?
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    The remainder of my magnum opus, teaching the medical profession, big pharma, science and Government the bleeding obvious with just a bit of thought, contempt and t’internet.

    Robert David Jackson freeing cuckoos in three days: maybe.

  • Out in the backwoods

    In a bunk bed, down a bunker, thinking bunkum, after a bunkup with a booty.

    Best y’all ignore this one.

  • Wondering why?

    Daily writing prompt
    What is good about having a pet?
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    We have three cats, none of which we bought, all of which adopted us.

    And I wonder why? Why do they insist on sleeping on the hard kitchen work surface and not the sofa?

    Why does the young female not eat if the two males are in the kitchen too?

    Where did the ginger tom learn to open doors by jumping up and pulling the handle down and how did he learn to open packets of food when he can’t smell them?

    They’re such curious creatures, sometimes aloof and sometimes very affectionate but would we have it any other way?

  • 10,000 Atoms of Hot Air

    Daily writing prompt
    Name the most expensive personal item you’ve ever purchased (not your home or car).
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    Or in other words £3,000 worth of Tissue Regenix shares, a company which promised to make flesh out of bone but appears to have ended up being dissected on the slab itself, 6 weeks after I trusted their financial reporting.