I've Got Summink to Say

Robert Jackson’s Magnum Oafus

  • F.A.O old joanna moncrieff

    And anyone worldwide who reads this blog

    I knew you’d lied to me from the first meeting but I thought you had just made a mistake so I gave you the benefit of the doubt.

    I now know you gave me Paliperidone even after I said I’d kill anyone who ever stuck it in me (middle finger up to that)

    However there’s more than one way I can skin you and therefore I have decided to both pay privately for a full blood screen and to look specifically for Paliperidone and also a full health check.

    You should also be aware that all of you seem to think you can break any law even if it includes murder.

    None of you seem to realise that the Lampard Inquiry is the very top of the Government telling you all must change.

    I worked for the Government and I know that every email, every phone call you have ever made is recorded.

    If I die as a result of deliberately abusive treatment I didn’t ever want or need they may just come after you. At the very least there are likely going to be a large number of job cuts.

    In prison you may just get all the lesbian threesomes you desire to your heart’s content.

    You may also learn what true marxism is all about in the prison laundry when you earn £1 each and every time you get a fist.

    Under no circumstances will I engage with you or any member of your appalling service again.

    I believe in God and you should consider that if you believe that there is a psyche causing voices and not the scientific theory that it’s caused by a hormone imbalance in the neurons that there may be an immortal soul and eternal damnation.

    p.s joanna you’ve been stitched up good an’ proper because you have no hope of avoiding life imprisonment without parole but you have chosen death because you are criminally insane and will be put on antipsychotics until your liver and kidneys fail and don’t bother thinking about troubling us again because my dad and his brother have both killed more people than the 50 you wanted to.

  • My Mission

    Daily writing prompt
    What is your mission?
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    Your mission, should you choose to accept it is to listen to the whole of this song.

  • Avoid the NHS

    Daily writing prompt
    What are your thoughts on the concept of living a very long life?
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    I’m pretty sure people from all over the world pop by to read my blog from time to time and have heard about how the British are so proud of their NHS but in my experience some of the doctors and nurses steal from the taxpayer and patients and believe they have the right to carelessly kill with impunity.

    It’s true there are many fantastic and dedicated staff and it’s still possible to get world class healthcare here that’s free at the point of care but it’s a total lottery.

    If I don’t get proper healthcare elsewhere soon I am certain to die way before my time.

  • NELFT Mental Health Services are Utterly Corrupt

    Finally worked out today that despite being the subject of the Government’s Lampard Inquiry NELFT CMHT don’t know the first thing about healthcare nor care one Iota about patient outcomes.

    It appears I’ve been getting injections of Paliperidone despite being told I was getting Depixol. My liver and kidneys may be starting to fail and I am getting other serious side effects.

    I know I’ve made some friends on wordpress so please offer your support by liking this post.

  • Life’s Philosophy

    Daily writing prompt
    What could you do differently?
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    It depends whether it’s all pre-ordained or we have free will.

    What I wish these days when I’m feeling a bit low and unwell is that whichever philosophy is correct, things were a bit different.

  • Broken Hearts

    Feeling a bit low and contemplative at the moment so posting a few songs that I like to listen to when I’m in the mood, they have a pleasing melancholy about them.

  • Hormones, the Organs and Instinct

    Good evening, I’ve been thinking more about my theory that mental diagnoses are related to kidney, liver and gut function and how some of the hormones seem to work together and some of them work in opposition.

    I’ll try to explain but it may come across as a bit disjointed.

    Firstly, I believe that hormones may be related to instinct and that permanently altering any of them is not the correct way to correct deficiencies. Pharmaceuticals may need to be shorter acting to avoid dangerous side effects.

    I can only think of of a few key essential instincts: the need to hunt for food to sustain us, the need to digest and process the food to turn it into essential compounds for life and the need to mate to reproduce.

    Each organ seems to be responsible for producing or releasing these hormones at the correct time.

    We wake in the morning because the sunlight gives us a boost of vitamin D to stimulate dopamine production to get us alert. Then we eat to give us the essential nutrients to sustain us through the day, then we rest to digest these nutrients, then when we have enough we mate to reproduce, then rest and reset for the next day.

    To conclude, everything we do is meant to give us the ability to reproduce and spread our genes. I don’t know the meaning of life but successful genes persist and weaker ones whither.

  • Turn Around

    Daily writing prompt
    If you had a freeway billboard, what would it say?
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    You’re going the wrong way!

  • The Pendulum Swings

    Daily writing prompt
    Do you spend more time thinking about the future or the past? Why?
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    From right to left, left to right…

    A quick song, Choose your own hypocrites.

  • Vitamin C

    Seems to work really well as an antidepressant as well as a laxative.

    I drank way too much orange juice tonight and laughed out loud at old comedy videos.

    Try a before and after yourselves and see if it works for you.