You’ve got nothing to worry about Joanna, It’s true that my family are the hardest, nuttiest, family ever which is why we were always the very best at what we did, but other people are brilliant too and I got played for a fool as well but what you have to know is if I die I was the one the King wanted to die so you were just part of the plan and you’ve nothing to worry about, your life is in no danger as long as you just carry on being yourself and everyone knows mistakes happen and lessons get learnt so give me a bell when you want.
You have to understand a lot of the most brilliant people in the world are scared of me because they know I’m also the most intelligent person that has ever lived so far and that makes me the most dangerous person in the world so I just hope they think I’m useful enough to keep alive and thinking. I actually solved Fermat’s last theory and now there are three theories of the origins of the universe instead of two.
Frankly the best I can do is put me best whistle on, toddle off to London and pay my respects old skool stylee.
If you really fantasise about having a lesbian threesome just go to a G.A.Y bar and try one, no one gives a shit about what sex you enjoy as long as it’s legal and consenual. I decided to just try and fulfill all my fantasies and If you’d known me when I was living on my yacht even the Russian mafia got pissed off with me because 4 of their most beautiful prostitutes decided to have 5 of my kids because those women understand that most Englishmen are either too scared, too old, too drunk or too violent to appreciate a beautiful woman is a beautiful woman. The only one they thought I might be was too drunk and I never was, even after 10 pints.
Here’s one foe Sharky Steve:
If any any of you are still worried eat a tuna sandwich and if you want to laugh out loud loud drink a couple of pints of orange juice.
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