Bon Voyage

Or: abnormal service will resume after a musical interlude.

After my violent abduction and forced incarceration for 6 weeks by the NHS at a cost I estimate at north of £50,000 instead of the treatment I didn’t really want but would have accepted at a cost of around £250 I was left feeling like the living dead (I believe between them Dr Jaffar and Dr Mahmood of Goodmayes Hospital have nearly killed me 3 times).

Yet with just a bit of research and vitamin D supplements and fresh orange juice I am mostly feeling rock ‘n’ roll again (apart from brain damage which I may never fully recover from).

But for the UK taxpayers I have some more bad news: I estimate my measurable losses at £150k in lost earnings plus damages for a shortened life expectancy.

For the NHS staff that did this all to me consider the following allegations I am making against you:

GBH

Racially motivated GBH

Negligence

Assault and battery

Perjury and libel

Breaches of my article 3, 5, 6, 8 and 10 rights.

Don’t forget forging warrants but that’s between the NHS and the Police.

To sum up then.

The clap for ’em all.

CTO y’all soon.